Definitions by drdigg

rectal floss 

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

rectal floss by drdigg June 10, 2015

pervipheral vision 

Checking out someone out of the corner of your eye so as to avoid staring, suspicion or the wrath of your significant other.

Kelly: "Check out the booty on that babe!"
Darren: "Already got her in my pervipheral vision".

pervipheral vision by drdigg August 21, 2013

defecatory rape 

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

defecatory rape by drdigg August 21, 2013

Bro'atch 

A biatch among bros. Can be used synonymously for dude. Can be used pejoratively.

1. Whassup, bro'atch?
2. John. Have you met my bro'atch, Steve?
3. Hey! That waiter just took away my beer. I wasn't done. Stupid bro'atch.

Bro'atch by drdigg October 10, 2011

Thighgantic 

–adjective

- of or possessing the quality of having abnormally large thighs. Most often used in the context of obesity, but may also denote muscularity.

1. If you're lookin' for a slump buster why not hit up that thighgantic chick chowin' on the chips?

2. Did you see that new Norwegian speedskater? The dude's thighgantic!

Thighgantic by drdigg June 10, 2010