rectal floss

celery

Not only does celery have negative calories, it's also rectal floss that can help prevent colorectal cancer.

by drdigg June 08, 2015

defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

by drdigg August 21, 2013

Bro'atch

A biatch among bros. Can be used synonymously for dude. Can be used pejoratively.

1. Whassup, bro'atch?
2. John. Have you met my bro'atch, Steve?
3. Hey! That waiter just took away my beer. I wasn't done. Stupid bro'atch.

by drdigg October 10, 2011

Thighgantic

–adjective

- of or possessing the quality of having abnormally large thighs. Most often used in the context of obesity, but may also denote muscularity.

1. If you're lookin' for a slump buster why not hit up that thighgantic chick chowin' on the chips?

2. Did you see that new Norwegian speedskater? The dude's thighgantic!

by drdigg June 09, 2010

pervipheral vision

Checking out someone out of the corner of your eye so as to avoid staring, suspicion or the wrath of your significant other.

Kelly: "Check out the booty on that babe!"
Darren: "Already got her in my pervipheral vision".

by drdigg August 21, 2013