Tear Arse Ripper

An enormous turd which is so huge it feels as though your anus is going to split. A weaker version is "Tear Arse Rattler" which is a very strong fart.

Jeremy did a stupendous Tear Arse Ripper.

by Edna Sweetlove September 3, 2010

ripperooni

When someone farts with an extreme amount of force.
Also when a person ejaculated an insane distance, generally 10 feet or over.

"Holy FUCK Michael, that was one huge ripperooni" shouted Ben.

by SpankDaddyBCoop April 2, 2016

Piss Ripper

One that rips a bong filled with piss instead of water.

Ethan- Hey man hit this I put applejuice in here!!

James- Oh yeah *takes hit* Man this is good! I want more of this!

Everyone else- Dude you're a Piss Ripper!!!!

by ethanizdashyyt June 28, 2011

butt ripper

when u fart and it sounds likeu riped ur ass

john farted and it sounded like he ripped his pants or his ass

by Laura July 18, 2004

AHOLE RIPPER

One who rips somebody another asshole

When I get home , I'm gonna rip you another ahole.

by .greg chugger August 16, 2006

breast ripper

An old interrogation and torture device: basically a set of tongs with two pairs of big claws.

Red-hot or ice-cold, they tore to shreds the breasts of countless women who were convicted of heresy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic, or some other crime.

Often, one breast of an unmarried mother would be subjected to this agony.

“'Are they ready?!' one of the women called over to the oven. 'Ready!' a burly, middle-aged man answered, wielding a pair of breast rippers! The torturers stood and watched with glee!

The red-hot pinchers jabbed deep into the flesh of the right breast of Britney Spears, searing her. She squawked like a parrot as the man suddenly yanked the tongs away! The implant fell away as the breast tore, the sac bursting on the stone floor!"

by Lorelili March 25, 2005

riped

stupefied by or as if by alcohol or drugs; high.

are you riped?

by supra caution February 28, 2010