Putin Effect

A rare side effect some people experience when walking away from objects, making it look like everything in the background is about to explode.
Based on former Russian President Putin, who was permanently under its influence.

The Putin Effect:
- Putin walks away from an airplane -
* Rest of the world looks at the picture and wonder how many died in the disaster that followed *

by Peralta Alvarez May 2, 2013

putined

verb;

(1) Describing when someone loses something (or takes something) in an intelligent and effective way; (2) A way of describing being outsmarted by someone; or outsmarting someone.

"You got putined", "I got putined", "Obama got putined", "S/he got putined", "I putined him"

Example: Russia in 2014, lead by President Putin, assimilates Crimea without bloodshed and holds a successful democratic referendum. Newspaper headline reads: "Obama gets Putined"

by Dion. May 8, 2014

Putin & Marley

A frozen concoction featuring vodka, coffee liquor and dark rum blended with ice and consumed alone or with friends

Dude, it is so hot and I would love to drink a black Russian.

Why don't you make us some Putin & Marley's

by Sister Wives May 10, 2018

Putnam tramp

A large hairy scrotum that has smiley faces previously drawn on it by male prostitutes.

"Dude wtf is wrong with your penis?"
Someone gave me a Putnam tramp

by Sexy scrotum sucker May 5, 2010

putnaming

Putnaming: To send somebody the "Putnam" emoticon in Facebook chat, then quickly appearing offline before the victim can respond.
:putnam:

That son of a B just putnammed me! WTF?!

oh look... sarah's online...

:putnam:

hehehehe ;)

*putnaming*

by putnamer October 2, 2010

Putno

It's a blend between puto and punto. It tends to make people angry.

Putno

by loyd13 March 31, 2011

Petunious

Of or pertaining to a petunia

Fraternizing with the enemy is highly petunious!

by TheWalkiTalki February 14, 2015