Spousal Property Migration

This is where your wife will use something in the house and move it to a new location instead of putting it back where it is supposed to go (even though it may have been in that same spot for 10 years). This works with anything in the house, but Tools and flashlights are favorites for most wives.

My tools were in the toolbox, but due to spousal property migration, I can't find a damn thing in its place any more. "Honey, were is my freegin screwdriver?!"

by Frustrated husband December 18, 2009

Public property

PELs
|pē ē elz|

noun

Acronym for Pussy-Eating Lips. The equivalent of DSLs (Dick-Sucking Lips), but used on a vulva. Typically just fuller than average lips, but on a face one would enjoy receiving cunnilingus from. Can belong to either a man or a woman.
If Angelina Jolie ate hair pie, her DSLs would be mad PELs!

White chicks often develop jungle fever when they realize that the average spear chucker not only has more meat whistle, but also some serious PELs

Those are some nice pels(public property)

by Sweet suzy May 10, 2019

Concern Troll (Proper Noun)

One who engages with no one on a sane level; One who continuously flirts with Death; One who is truly concerned... so she trolls people into hating her until we start loving her again and then she does more shit to make us hate her again. La La La La .... omg... like.... what?!

I'm concerned about trolling concerts for trolls to give better fitting Clothings outfits toys joys and wHynmsims and wishes and wants and desires to; Jesus Christ what does a lady have to do to cease all operations as an intergalactic Concern Troll (Proper Noun)?

by LillyManson July 13, 2023

Darts, Proper

To exclaim that something, someone or indeed anything is the best thing in the world

"See that arse over there? Darts!"
or
"I won the lottery, twice! Proper darts!"

by Parry October 18, 2003

PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)

Very common in academics, students should adhere to this idealistic acronym "PPP" or Pretty, Proper, and Professional, which is an ideology or method to consider when submitting work, especially papers or projects. This acronym is not limited to academics, as it can be applied to other facets of life such as work, personal mottos, and more.

Professor: Make sure your project is PPP (Pretty, Proper, and Professional)!
Student: Ok.. My project will be P cubed, you got it.
Professor: Excellent, I look forward to seeing it!

Person 1: My life motto is to be PPP when in doubt.
Person 2: Not a bad life motto.
Person 1: Ikr....

by LingDanc803 May 2, 2021

Proper Hardcore

When something is so awesome, or old-school hardcore, it is Proper Hardcore. Proper Hardcore is also a britishism that cannot be said without a British accent.

Guy: That box of Cheerios was on sale, so I bought two instead of one!
Dude: Proper Hardcore!

by ThePurpleMage March 30, 2009

poozer

An Asshole (the literal sense of the word as in the anal opening)

I have an itchy poozer.

by Poozer Cake March 23, 2007