Girls don't poop

The widely accepted theory held by many men that the female gender does not defecate or pass anything out of their anus. This theory is contrary to the theory that girls do, in fact, poop.

I wonder why is smells so bad after Beth came out of the bathroom, cause girls don't poop.

by keg poe July 30, 2009

poop slanger

A racial slur referring to black people black people as monkeys who throw their own poop.

"Damn I hate playing Bball with all these poop slangers!"

by grapen3rd March 2, 2014

poop-cock

generic name for any disease or dirtying of the male member acquired through unprotected anal sex

Oh, fuck. I knew I should have wrapped it! Now I have poop-cock!

She gave me many wonderful things, but the poop-cock is a gift I wish I could return.

I could abide the farts but not the poop-cock.

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

poop jug

A vile receptical used by morbidly obese, Jabba the Hutt type people who are immobile and consequently must keep something nearby in which to relieve their bowels and bladder.

Mike Spencer never leaves his chair and uses a poop jug, which is probably never emptied or cleaned.

by Grubba November 2, 2003

poop bath

The bath taken after soiling pants while asleep.

I woke up with poop in my pants so i had to go take a poop bath

by pghpanthers2 April 14, 2007

I gotta poop

The feeling i'm having right now, so im gonna go.

I Gotta poop right away!

by Luke Meister January 14, 2008

poopal

Picture the the office toilets - your poopal is the guy/girl you can hear sitting in next toilet partition shitting like you. He/she can clearly hear that you are pooing, and you can hear them poo. Poopals very rarely meet in person after pooing, the last one usually waits till long after the first one has finished. Poopals are often unwanted as they ruin the moment of peace and quiet reflection you had going on until he/she arrived.

"Geesh was my poopal splashing when his turds hit the water"

by DenStarke June 13, 2007