Person 1: Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks on
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions
Eliza: Wow so true here are the 25 questions
by ionlyseemygoals_ September 25, 2023
Get the Eliza is the best class president ever in the whole world I praise the ground she walks onmug. Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
Get the pince-nez president posermug. The title of the first (to come) female president in The United States of America, "Bush" being a title referring to what makes her so unique and special and different from every other president in american history, the luscious unkept untrimmed bush between her strong female legs
"I was hoping Hillary Clinton would be the first President Bush!" Said american number 1. "You're mixing two different families!" Replied american number 2. "No!" Said american number 1. "I was referring to her thick hairy bush!"
by Mandasm May 24, 2022
Get the President Bushmug. The feeling one has when they see another country have a better president than the one in their own country.
Watching the no nonsense attitude from Zelensky in his meeting with Trump, gave me president envy towards Ukraine.
by Green_Devil March 4, 2025
Get the President Envymug. A form of mud-slinging used by supporters of a president that aims to mock their opposition. "President Derangement Syndrome" is the argument that the very existence of said president makes their opposition irrationally angry and unable to think of a legitimate reason for their contempt of said president.
When used in a sentence, the word "President" is replaced with the actual president's surname; for example, if this argument were to be used against those who were opposed to Barack Obama, it would be called "Obama Derangement Syndrome."
When used in a sentence, the word "President" is replaced with the actual president's surname; for example, if this argument were to be used against those who were opposed to Barack Obama, it would be called "Obama Derangement Syndrome."
President Derangement Syndrome is commonly attributed to Donald Trump, leading to an erroneous belief that it started with his presidency; in fact, it started with George W. Bush -- "Bush Derangement Syndrome." Ironically, Bush wound up being quite possibly the most universally hated president in history, and his vice president became not only the most unpopular vice president of all time, but also one of the most unpopular U.S politicians EVER.
The phrase experienced a resurgence under Donald Trump due to him being the most utterly polarizing person in America, as well as the infamous meme "Luke Crywalker" where a woman screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as she hears the news of his inauguration. It proved to be such a commonly used argument by his supporters that it completely overshadowed its predecessor, especially because Trump isn't as universally hated as Bush, so it still holds up.
The phrase experienced a resurgence under Donald Trump due to him being the most utterly polarizing person in America, as well as the infamous meme "Luke Crywalker" where a woman screams "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" as she hears the news of his inauguration. It proved to be such a commonly used argument by his supporters that it completely overshadowed its predecessor, especially because Trump isn't as universally hated as Bush, so it still holds up.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2022
Get the President Derangement Syndromemug. John is the Residents' Council president and doesn't know Urban Dctionary is crowdsourced with many definitions for each word.
by Suedanym March 5, 2021
Get the Residents' Council presidentmug. Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.
"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"
-Donald J. Trump
President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
-Donald J. Trump
President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.
by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020
Get the President Cleanmug.