pokemon meal

Going to McDonald's and ordering the happy meal just for the Pokemon toy. You throw away the meal and just keep the toy.

I got a green pokemon when i ordered the pokemon meal at mcdonalds.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 24, 2011

pokemon

Bob Marley behind the wheel of a 67 Dodge coronet.

Dat Bob he's a real pokemon.

by michael kline November 22, 2003

pokemom

getting something you want out of your mom by constantly poking or annoying her

kid 1: we must make her buy PS9
kid 2: let's play pokemom
mom: smh

by legit dictionary August 11, 2016

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

A game franchise spin-off that gave you an existential crisis at the age of 10 years old.

"I... I just finished Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, I'm just gonna cry in this corner now."

by SkyKidIsAwesome May 16, 2021

Pokemon

The absolute most ridiculous, embarassing, and most dramatized cartoon ever made, but is still one of the best selling games, which were all the same, and the card game made no sense, and new poke'mon look like something out of Johnny Depp's basement.

Ash: Come on guys, we need to beat the next gym leader to move our journey on.
Misty: Fuck that, I used to be a gym leader until your ass came along. Go to hell, I almost got raped by Brock too.
Pika'chu:Lets kill some black people fellow pokemon!

by I<3DolPhInS!1.25 January 7, 2008

Pokemon Stadium

An impossible,unenjoyable game for Nintendo 64. See also: wordcash cow/word

Blade: Hey man,how did you beat Pokemon Stadium?
Hashmeer: I gamesharked 3 Mewtwos and 3 Mews,then I BARELY won the last battle,why?
Rex: Why the hell don't the pokemon ever make physical contact? 100 % idioth shaithe.

by 0niTTRay December 7, 2003

Pokemon

Coming from the combination of Pocket and Monster....

The gayest fucking thing ever.

Bob- I just played with Pickachu.
Joe- You queer.

by JizzOnYou May 13, 2005