x offender

person who commits a sexual offense.
also, a great blondie song.

you did your own mother.. you x offender, you!

by Emily August 19, 2004

Offensive Joke

Offensive jokes are Jokes that may offend someone, but you know its funny.

Example of Offensive Joke:
Guy: i got punched today because my name is Mark
Guy 2: tha- thats going to leave a Mark

by ItalianVapi April 13, 2019

offensitive

adj.
Offensive and insensitive combined.

Girl 1:Johnny said i looked like a blueberry in my blue dress last night!
Girl 2: Oh my god! How offensitive of him!

by Tyrannasaurus Sex. May 5, 2009

offertunity

Offertunity is a combination of providing an opportunity and getting several offers on it. obviously, the person providing the opportunity gets to select the best offer.

i need to get my roof repaired, now that's an offertunity!

by batman_hood June 10, 2011

offensive memes

another word for pornography

I like offensive memes

by spaceistasty July 1, 2017

Vince Offer

An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.

Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.

by zenfusion1992 May 1, 2009

offers

off key or not right: music, peoples minds etc..

what you're doing ain't right brv its offers/ you're offers..

by rok it science September 8, 2006