no u

the single greatest comeback in the universe to any "ur mom gay" jokes.

John: ur mom gay

Jack: no u

by GODDAMITISYEEREALLYTAKEN? May 24, 2018

Nougatory Rape

what some people commits with a snickers... where they stick it up their ass or in their butt hole using it as a very dirty sex toy. now we dont see this as raping the person but more as raping the snickers.

after committing Nougatory Rape some people will place the snickers back in the rapper and give it to a friend. we call these people asshole

by Rachel enjoys candy May 27, 2010

noun

verb: all-purpose word similar to usage of "smurf" in the tv show of the same name.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Stop nouning my wife!!!"

by colin February 23, 2004

nouning

The process of turning a word into a noun. Technically, the process is different than gerunds because the results are slang, not real words. It's also possible to noun things that are already nouns.

See also verbing

"how about some smokeage, buuhdy?"
-nouning a verb
"coolness"
-nouning an adjective

"Hey, pass me some beerage, dude"
-nouning a noun

by Alisa May 13, 2005

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat

The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.

Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.

by Matt |2 August 28, 2006

Nour aini

Arabic for: The apple of my eye.

Angie is habibti wa nour aini. Angie is my beloved and she is the apple of my eye.

by Romeo79 October 16, 2009

nour

usually comes in a pair. 2 nours. they talk to each other in a fake accent.. and sometimes to others. the word "bro" is very popular in their vocabulary and they even enjoy putting it into popular songs on the radio. nours typically like to repeat their names, especially to each other, and then ask each other if theyre confused as to which nour is speaking/they are speaking to. these types of females generally like to have a good time.

nour 1: omg my name is nour whats ur name
nour 2: omg my name is nourr im so confused

nour 1: BRO no way?!
nour 2: which bro?
nour 1: im so confused

by jujuuuuuuuuuuuu June 14, 2010