milking my creature

The art of mindlessly masturbating when you could be doing something more productive.

Did you see the big game last night?
No, I was at home milking my creature.

by RAAAGHderekRAAAGH November 30, 2023

Minging

a post jelq technique to limit one's desire to edge and or goon. The action involves inserting your recently jelqed penis into your own asshole. A Christmas ornament or bell must then be attached to the shaft of your penis to help deter from gooning/edging.

"Dude I just can't stop gooning. It's ruining relationships in my life."

"I've got a bell in my drawer over here, maybe minging could help you out?"

by Sawseh March 6, 2024

Milin

The absolute strangest breed of person. If you were ever to meet a Milin, the only way you could describe them was 'Miliny'. Only talks in a mix of gibberish, fantastically deep takes, and unhinged shit.

"Milin sure is Milin".

by demonic-ducks March 10, 2024

Milling

To shove a dragonfruit up your poop covered anus and then eat said dragonfruit, then throwing it up into your partners mouth or vagina

Damn bro me and Emma were milling last night, it was crazy!!

by Nutfw March 11, 2024

Migging

Migging a synonym of mogging the act of not answering someone when you're mewing. Putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth to improve your jawline while not answering someone who is talking to you.

Shut up i'm migging

by Real human not lizard April 8, 2024

Mulging

When you shove your balls up your asshole and bounce up and down on them.

Guy 1: Hey man what’s that weirdo doing over there?
Guy 2: Oh that guy bouncing up and down? He’s definitely mulging to elongate his sack.

by YourMumBigGaynOu June 22, 2024

Melging

Melging, the bad feeling you get after eating exactly 3 microplastics.

Im feeling bad melging after eating 3 microplastics..

by Melge_Male October 12, 2024