3500 Miles

The song you get when you mix the songs 2000 Miles by the Pretenders, A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton, and I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers.

Despite it sounding terrible on paper, it actually sounds ok.

Colton: See the new 3500 Miles song collaboration between the Proclaimers, the Pretenders and Vanessa Carlton? Its a real banger you know.

Garrett: Darn..... if you say so.

by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020

frequent flyer miles to hell

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!

yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

Dirty Miles

A dirty Miles is when you fail math class and decide to fuck your math teacher then shit cum out her mouth.

"I have a new student who dirty miles me"

by curse you timmy turner March 2, 2022

City Miles

To describe the amount of sex partners one has had.

That girl has slept with so many people she has city miles

by Bill Knapp April 28, 2005

Autumn&&Miles

haha gayy! totally should date

omg autumn&&miles

by girl in 2nd period February 17, 2009

Black Miles

Perfection.

Holy fucking shit that was totally Black Miles in my ass.

by Buffet à Paris November 11, 2013

boobie miles

Age: 20
Ethnicity: congolese
Gender: Male
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Hair Color: Black
DOB: June 9, 1992
Hometown: South Bronx, NY'
Training facility: ABC Training center INC.
Motto: "Y'all wanna win? Put Boobie in."
Relationship status: Single;)

boobie miles

by Brian St. Oakes December 10, 2012