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The biggest war crime on a app to exist yet. Consists of young people constantly doing dances.
Tik Tok is such a bad app, mark my words...
Tik Tok by Jaeger_Battalion January 4, 2021

Plane Mirror 

1. A mirror found in planes.
2. The name given for a geographically flat area.
1. I used the plane mirror so I can give myself some eye candy.
2. Try going for a plane mirror area. We can set up from there.
Plane Mirror by Jaeger_Battalion December 11, 2020

3500 Miles

The song you get when you mix the songs 2000 Miles by the Pretenders, A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton, and I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers.

Despite it sounding terrible on paper, it actually sounds ok.
Colton: See the new 3500 Miles song collaboration between the Proclaimers, the Pretenders and Vanessa Carlton? Its a real banger you know.

Garrett: Darn..... if you say so.
3500 Miles by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020
A gaming platform that is now mostly known for its swearing, toxicity, and kids constantly getting scammed. Can be compared to 2b2t without the children.
Burton: Should I be concerned with my wee laid Chris playing some weird game called Roblox?
Trish: Oh don't ask me. That platform is a battlefield.
Roblox by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020

Bot Commander

1. The Roblox game of the same name.
2. A rank that would likely be given in a AI Robot Army. Would be similar to the Colonel rank in the Army.
1. That Bot Commander Game on Roblox is such a banger.
2. Look at that retired robot! He's a Bot Commander! Disguising rude old man!
Bot Commander by Jaeger_Battalion December 5, 2020

Cities: Skylines 

A game that's a city building game at first, but turns into traffic managing later on. Its a ok game overall with Steam mods. Also can be classified as a game where you wait for the massacre of citizens dying from natural causes.
Colleen: Sekou, how long are you playing that Cities: Skylines game?
Sekou: About 3 hours now.
Colleen: … What?

Survivor 

A television show, firstly designed by a man called Charlie Parsons, where around 16-20 castaways (contestants) are to survive 39 days on an island, surviving the island and the players. The game mostly consists nowadays of the players trying to make all sorts of moves, from trying to play a podium to save themselves, to making players give up immunity, and have their name echo out (in a embarrassing way).
Warren: So, what you think of the seventh season of Survivor?
Yassen: It was alright, at least the editing was somewhat on the tribal survival. Its all cutthroat moves nowadays.
Survivor by Jaeger_Battalion December 1, 2020