Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
by Jean Philip November 4, 2020
The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
Gabriel lap is the best person ever. She likes to enjoy air and joke around with Grandpa bob. She Is married to daiki <3
by Gabby-chan June 10, 2020
come or come around
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