Lapping

When a dog repeatedly licks or licks at an object.

Dusty was just lapping at the water

by The dog down the street July 9, 2025

Lap

Collection noun for a group of mosquitoes. Synonyms being swarm, cloud.

The lap of mosquitoes attacked my ankles. Shut the door before the lap of mosquitoes get in.

by Prof Emmal October 28, 2022

Turd Lapping

When you enter a bathroom stall while someone else is in the stall next door, finish your turd and leave the stall all before the person next door finishes his/her business.

Richard returned to his desk beaming with pride after turd lapping his coworker in the restroom.

by Thor’sHammer June 13, 2025

Victory Lap

To hickey a girls breast

Person 1: Yo you give the victory lap to that girl
Person 2: yea, left a huge mark

by JackRosa July 26, 2021

Lap Gas

When someone giving a lap dance starts farting uncontrollably onto their lap.

That stripper at Kevin's bachelor party had some rancid lap gas!!

by Spank Hill October 24, 2025

Fanal Lap

A race against a bear.
An event that is extremely tough.
first conceived when an acrostic poem went south.

"you are a fanal lap"
"fanal lap, that was tough"

by Steve Mohikia August 31, 2009

lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015