Luise

An adorable girl of German background, usually blonde and sassy, predominantly smart but often slightly nuts.

"Damn, that chick looks just like a Luise!"

by Hurtzelpurtzel February 7, 2010

Louie The Cowman

1. A man who lives in Burlington, Vermont. He has his own live TV show where he sits in a rocking chair by a table where he takes random calls. His show uses a bad green-screen to show cows walking around in the background. Every so often a cow takes a shit.

2. Quite possibly the best show that I have ever seen.

3. A TV show on VCAM

Did you see Louie The Cowman last night?

Louie The Cowman is the best show ever, dude!

by iz June 11, 2006

louis vuitton

1. Luxury goods brandname. Famous for the "LV" and flower monograms that are on the purses which became very popular in late 2003. Often illegally replicated.
(louisvuitton.com) for more information.

2. A man born in Anchay in 1821 and revolutionized travel. He died in 1892, and the brandname Louis Vuitton is named after him.

3. Something very expensive looking, cutting-edge in fashion, or fake and replicating.

1. That Louis Vuitton purse sure looks nice on her.

2. Louis Vuitton walked to Paris barefoot to make cases.

3. That Coach bag looks so Louis Vuitton.

by robots on parade June 30, 2004

Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.

We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

by DangNasty October 5, 2006

St. Louis Explosion

While a man is having anal sex with a tight woman, he pulls out as fast as he can and the penis creates a suction to the feces inside the anus and the feces come out as well, if done properly in an explosion.

Person 1: Why do you smell bad?
Person 2: I gave some chick a St. Louis explosion.
Person 1: Cool, wanna give me one?

by hastatus3 May 3, 2010

Louisiana Tail Drop

The failed attempt to make a proper landing on the toilet seat otherwise known as the landing zone and the bowels are released short of the rim leaving excrement all over the stool and floor. The Louisiana Tail Drop is experienced during explosive diarrhea brought on by too many Cajun style shrimp, oysters and red beans and rice. The condition appears out of nowhere and is accompanied by gut wrenching and imminent sphinctergeddon. In all cases, the onset occurs when one is the furthest from the nearest rest room facility. Due to the intense pressure, simultaneous ass clenching and efforts to remove one's pants and grunders in time, the distance to the bowl is misjudged and the assplosion occurs short of the rim leaving ass gravy.

During a high profile case, attorney Dick Short of the firm Short, Course and Kirley suffered from an unexpected shart attack brought on by his lunch that day at the Rajun Cajun Restaurant. He made a prompt courtroom exit during a five minute recess to relieve his bowels; however he misjudged the distance to the bowl as he was coming in for release and ended up doing Louisiana Tail Drop. While relieved, the mess and the stench caused the court to evacuate and recess for the remainder of the day.

by Eaton Holgoode August 26, 2013

Louisiana Hotplate

Essentially the same as a cleveland steamer but with an added layer of protection: a layer of Saran wrap. It is the sexual act in which a person craps on another person's chest and sits down and rocks back and forth on the turd. Makes cleanup a breeze too.

After watching a special on dateline, Jane became so worried about std's that we had to sub-in a Louisiana Hotplate instead of the usual cleveland steamer

by Holloway11b June 24, 2010