Kyle

Has all the friends and is usually the guy that needs piercings and tattoos

I need friends...wait wheres kyle

by Kyle true meaning April 6, 2019

Kyle

A white guy with ADHD that most likely drinks monster.

Kyle took all the energy drinks

by Tanner Heart April 27, 2019

Kyle

A person who drinks cans of monster and punches holes in drywall

Shauna doesn't like him hes such a kyle

by yofery May 23, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle likes to punch walls and drink monsters

Omg Kyle your knuckles r fucked

by Green dinosaur June 9, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.

Karen: "My son punched a hole in my drywall last night."
Chad: "What a Kyle."

by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle is in most cases, a pothead, skater, Taco Bell addict, and excessive energy drink drinker. Some Kyles also surf. Normally used not referring to someone ACTUALLY named Kyle.

Bro One: Dude, I saw this guy with a skateboard smoking pot outside the school today
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup

by Heisenbergus111 October 4, 2019

Kyle

The fat retard type of people. 100% likely to be a liberal and to be a complete idiot. Gets pampered by his mommy, dads a drunk and doesn’t care about him. Small penis, never had a girlfriend, often gay.

Dude did you see that Kyle over there? Yeah dude what a faggot.

by Bigballzguy October 7, 2019