Beauty that rivals mythilogical goddesses. A woman whom is heart is big and always loving everything. Has a gorgeous smile and makes anyones day by just seeing her. ALWAYS carries an aura of happiness that as soon as you get close to her you have no choice but to be happy and care free. Always there for both family and friends. And able to steal even the strongest of hearts with only a quick look.
by IfICouldFindYouNow August 24, 2011
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"Hey man, I heard you screaming last night, you ok?"
"Well last night I had a Krusty Keyboard, but I think I'll be fine"
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Can be combined with the PlugMuffin to create the ultimate BDSM experience.
Is even better than the Flesh-light or the Autoblow.
Can be custom made to have whatever design, size or shape your heart desires.
Can help reduce the cases of blue balls.
Can stimulate the scrotum
Can be combined with the PlugMuffin to create the ultimate BDSM experience.
Is even better than the Flesh-light or the Autoblow.
Can be custom made to have whatever design, size or shape your heart desires.
Can help reduce the cases of blue balls.
Can stimulate the scrotum
"I went out and got the autoblow and the flesh-light and i was disappointed , so i brought the KrysalSlinkay and i never looked back"
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-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay
-To be a scrub
-Does not eat uncrustables
-Listens to "Too Good" and "Gold Digger" on replay
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