Joeism

A term to describe behavior when person starts to neglect all academic duties in order to pursue physical fitness and excellence in order to achieve peak masculinity. People who follow joeism usually avoids all social interactions with excuse "U subotu imam natjecanje, nemogu van" (I have competition in sathurday, I cannot go our )

Andreas: Will Slonjsak go out tommorow?
Viktor: No he has to train.
Andreas: Ohh, he follows his supid joeism

by DoktorMcdonadls March 12, 2024

jobsona

Like a fursona but for a job.

HR hired me because they thought my jobsona was a good fit for the company.

by Nintendies April 4, 2024

Jobid

Better than Julie

I'm feeling rather Jobid today.

by Jobid January 11, 2025

Joris

BOO. TOMATO. TOMATO. BOO. 👎👎👎🍅🍅🍅

Joris is an omega. he is very much not alpha. Or even sigma. I no like. 🍅🍅🍅🍅

by thesigmaestofthemall January 24, 2025

Jonissa johnsper

jonissa johnsper - a fine blend of the two most snakey, shady, theiving, lieing , cheating most evil people but their love so true they will always find a way back to eachother

Dude you just got jonissa johnspered

by Not Yours Sukka541 February 19, 2025

Jobstinent

Deliberately abstaining from emotional, psychological, or aspirational investment in one's job; choosing not to care, overperform, or tie personal identity to work.

After years of burnout, she became fully jobstinent-still employed. but soulfully checked out.

by TDub2112 April 28, 2025

Jobified

Mentally exhausted or emotionally numb from the pressure of job hunting.
When you want to apply for jobs, but just opening LinkedIn makes you feel like a zombie.
A blend of job + petrified or stupefied.

Stop asking me about interviews, I’m already jobified

I planned to apply to 5 companies today, but I just got jobified after reading one job description.

by TheJobifiedOne June 22, 2025