Mentally exhausted or emotionally numb from the pressure of job hunting.
When you want to apply for jobs, but just opening LinkedIn makes you feel like a zombie.
A blend of job + petrified or stupefied.

Stop asking me about interviews, I’m already jobified

I planned to apply to 5 companies today, but I just got jobified after reading one job description.

Jobified by TheJobifiedOne June 22, 2025

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Jonified

When someone is ready to get turnt up. Or got too turnt up

Let’s go out Friday night and get Jonified.

Jonified by Icetea November 21, 2017

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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