Dirty Issac

When he looks at his sister and pops a Bonner then gose and rubs one out but can’t and bleeds everywhere

I done a dirty Issac last night

by Big fat slobasin July 25, 2023

The Double-Ismail Effect

The effect that occurs when two people named Ismail convince you of something, or convince you to do something as long as it doesn't break the law. There is a 99.8% chance that Ismail and Ismail will successfully convince the subject. There are only a handful of recorded unsuccessful cases, though many say they are false reports.

Example 1:
Person 1: Wow I can't believe Ismail S. and Ismail H. convinced me to go camping at Joshua Tree, I hate the outdoors!

Person 2: They call that the Double-Ismail Effect

Example 2:

Someone get me two Ismails, this situation calls for The Double-Ismail Effect.

by wohoitsame March 22, 2020

pulling an isaiah

Pulling so many girls in highschool that it takes exactly two years for a full sexual history

You find out you have an STD and you need to find out where it came from and inform all the people you slept with but your taking too long to find all of them and your doctor gets mad and says your pulling an isaiah

by Dr. Conor Scott December 11, 2021

Issabella

She’s a hoe and very slow

“Issabella is a hoe”

by Rashel_03 October 24, 2017

Issaquah Highlands

An area in Issaquah, Washington that is "above everything." People around here generally are rich, arrogant snobs whose kids don't care about anything except for friends and drugs. Although there are the snobby bad people, there are nice, clean people whose kids do well in school and are nice and clean like them.

The Issaquah Highlands? Pssshh, there is no way in hell that I'll let my kids become arrogant jerks.

by Canada ftw May 16, 2016

Isaiah

When someone falls asleep in the middle of a group chat. Named after a single brain-celled human.

Weirdo #1: Hey why is Weirdo 3 so quiet?
Weirdo #2: I think he pulled an Isaiah.

by diyadabunny April 14, 2019

Issa

He’s a boy who brings joy to the world. He’s usually about 7ft tall and has a massive head. He loves eating eggs and playing flying gorilla on his iPhone 3.

‘I love Issa so much he is amazing’

by Oggs muncher 002 October 17, 2019