Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

Smoke on the Water

A rock song by Deep Purple; also a must-learn for guitar players - although mayhaps some of them seem incapable to do so.

(Some guy demoing a nice guitar with dazzling playing skills).
Comment: Nice. But can he play Smoke on the Water?

by lucasiada April 21, 2019

water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

bucket of water

A person who is full of themselves.

"You bucket of water."

by The_Real_Steven_Hawking January 31, 2018

yuppie water

Water infused with/steeped in fruits or vegetables for people who can't drink it straight.

Water infused with cucumber, water infused with blood oranges, water infused with coconut

Yuppie 1: Hey, have you heard of the new water at the Hydration Station?
Yuppie 2: No, but I'm excited already!
Bystander: Fuckin' yuppie water.

by Ian Broswell March 2, 2010

Robot Water

A red bull and vodka mixed drink.

I drank so many robot waters last night.

by Guewilla March 6, 2020

Water Pisstol

The act of pouring piss into ones anus with a funnel, after which masturbating furiously for 10 seconds (acting like the pump on a water pistol). After which the participant squeezes the piss out of their arse like a water pistol.

''Last night my friend came round to my house and we both help each other fill out water pisstols then had a water pisstol fight''

''Last night I was practising with my water pisstol, I shot three meters''

by Wateryanus September 10, 2012