Help McSweeney Move

The act of adjusting one's self while wearing constricting underpants.

"Yo, hold up, I've got to help mcsweeney move"

by KitPaws January 27, 2015

helpfuk

Tries to help but just fucks it up.

Johnny tried to be helpful to his father by giving him a hammer when he was working. Johnny was actually helpfuk when he dropped it on his toe."

by Chuck Hale June 24, 2014

helpcentre

A place of work for IT related problems, wherein the customer calls in angrily that nothing is working, only to find they've forgotten their password.

My system is so slow it's unbearable please health check it I'm sick of rebooting and calling the helpcentre. To then be answered, your password is wrong you mong.

by ChrisLeing May 6, 2015

helly dick

Helly dick is when your having straight sex and your going so fast that it starts to burn the female.

"Man I got a helly dick going last night!"

by Staff member#18 July 1, 2015

helpfuck

Helpfuck is when you haven't had sex in a while so a friend practices with you by having sex with you.

Anna it's my first date in a long time tomorrow and I'm not sure if I still got it can I get a helpfuck?

by Rogueleon October 5, 2016

Helpable

When something can still be salvaged

This dye job is totally helpable.

by Valmantha May 15, 2016

Helpativity

The act of helping someone

Good samaritans always practice helpativity.

by GDDPHD April 23, 2017