hello sex

when you open the door to welcome someone into your home, while simultaneously opening up your vagina/penis to welcome their penis/vagina.

Courtney: "Hello Brian, welcome to my place of living"
Brian: "Hello Courtney, you have a splendid home"
Courtney's Penis: "Brian's Shlong, please open up for me and prepare to accept my plump eggplant in u"
Brians PenisVagina: "How kind of u to hello sex me"

by my wonderful penish January 24, 2020

The Vulcan Hello

A polite euphemism for anal sex amongst some Star Trek fans.

Stacey wasn't too happy when I tried to give her The Vulcan Hello.

by CalSouth September 19, 2017

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Meow Meow Duck Duck Dog Dog Cat Cat Goose Goose Dolphin Dolphin Grass Grass ftw

Friend:Yo what your hugging bro?

Furry Weebo Friend:Iam hugging my favorite Toy.

Friend:But out of all The characters you go and went with A hello Kitty oh man you should really grow a pair for your parents sake don't ruin their face mahnnnnn.....

Furry Weebo Friend:Why do you have to judge me I love To Meow Meow and abuse animals to ease my dolphin tiny dick and hand animations.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023

Hello World

A common program written to demostrate the syntax of a programming language.

// Hello World In Java!
class HelloWorld()
{
public static void main(String args)
{
System.out.println("Hello world");
}
}

by peterson June 18, 2004

Hello, it's me

A lyric from Hello by Adele usually used as a joke after some greets you.

Hi Alex

"Hello, it's me'

by iraqie_beauty April 14, 2016

hello whore

someone who is willing to take a hello from anyone..no matter what.

" hi max"
"hello"

oh my god..max is such a hello whore.

by caitlin <3 November 11, 2005

hello to you

A greeting taken from the (now cult) Tango adverts on British Television, where the announcer greets a porcupine with the words "Hello to you". Use this phrase to greet absolutely everyone, and piss them off at the same time.

"Hello to you"
"Hello to you, sir"

by Andy June 23, 2004