horse dick

A person who has 7" + penis.

people would think it would be a blessing to have a horse dick, but its just plain uncomfortable

by zanvour June 09, 2007

Charlie Horse

or Charley Horse

A stiff and painful cramp in a muscle.

Ow ow ow, damn Charlie Horses.

by Light Joker September 03, 2004

Horse Apple

Horse Shit
A Piece of shit from a horse.

I stepped in a horse apple.

by Mcrakin August 02, 2006

red horse

popular beer originating from the Philippines.

red horse: extra strong

by GeoJordan September 05, 2007

Scabby Horse

Something unappetizing that you'd eat anyway because you are SO hungry

Is dinner ready? I'm starving, I could eat a scabby horse!

by sosige1 February 19, 2013

Horse Cock

the best kind of cock

there's no cock like horse cock

by Darthbubbaaa January 06, 2019

Caution Horse

The mascot of all things cautious. The most cautious of all animals. As noted on the back of most horse trailers by the sign stating "caution horses".
Anyone who does something slowly and in a cautious manner.

When I mix Mel a shot to drink she just sips it. Shes such a caution horse.

by melmic June 16, 2011