Garflunkus

an idiot, something that's stupid

This is so garflunkus

by Garflunkus November 13, 2023

Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.

Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.

by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024

Garfunkle

To juke or confuse an opposition in such a wat that they cannot comprehend what they have witnessed

"That guy just got absolutely Garfunkelled!" or "Im going to garfunkle these guys"

by John Words November 22, 2024

Garflangooniun

Garflangoonium is Element Number 120 on the Periodic Table, also used in slang to express something crazy.

Baller: garflangooniun

synth: gar

by SynthJZ January 5, 2024

garflangoonium

garflangoonium is the 120th element in the periodic table

neb: GARFLANGOONIUM BRO

synf: gar

by SynthJZ January 5, 2024

garflangoonium

When bro is totally of his yeak bro. Straight goonin right now.

Eisenhower: "Ayo Jamal is goonin bro, jit is pure garflangoonium right now"

by SynthJZ January 5, 2024

Garfield

He is all powerful.

You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.

To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.

This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.

He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.

Man 1: Oh shit...

Man 2: what?

Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...

Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

by The Peter tower January 7, 2024