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Freedom Hillbilly 

A person who thinks covid19 is a hoax and attempts to get America to open by treating essential workers like trash.
A Freedom Hillbilly came into work today, and after finding out our dining room wasn’t open yet lost his shit and said he’d take his business elsewhere.

Freedom cluster

A cluster of COVID-19 infections caused by people ignoring public safety measures in the name of freedom.
Another freedom cluster sprang up near the site of a stay-at-home protest two weeks later.
Freedom cluster by eroombob May 24, 2020

Freedom Friend 

A person that you like, care about, and are able to be your best self around. Not a relationship for whatever reasons, but it’s close enough
Ay how’s your Freedom Friend doing, bro?

Oh you mean Nora? Yeah, she’s prolly chillin rn
Freedom Friend by Lildaan June 27, 2020

Freedom Ultimatum

Demanding either lost freedom(s) is granted, or to be compensated for the loss.
The Freedom Ultimatum he proposed basically said he'd reclaim his birth right to live off the land how he sees fit unless he's compensated with money and healthcare.
Freedom Ultimatum by Klueade September 21, 2020

freedom of warship

Da constitutional right dat allows you to board any of our nation's naval battlewagons whenever and however you please.
In the first Casey Ryback film "Under Siege", mercenary William Strannix takes the whole "freedom of warship" to a preposterous degree --- perhaps he did indeed have the right to go aboard the USS Missouri, but that didn't entitle him to take over the ship or harm the crewmembers.
freedom of warship by QuacksO October 6, 2020

Freedom Briefs

An antiquated pair of dry fit boxer briefs that develop various size holes in the area of the taint, allowing bulges of the scrotum to protrude
Wife: Why the hell do you keep these things?
Wife (5 years later): I thought you threw these out!
Husband: absolutely not, those are my freedom briefs...balls deserve freedom, too....
Freedom Briefs by Shasta LaShay October 24, 2020