Flarndip

An uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler

You mean Rodney was behaving like a flarndip?”

“Flarndip?”

“Flarndip — an uninvited grasper of cone, a masher, a hustler.”

by Mr. Singh10101010101 January 16, 2011

flada

1. To snap
2. To go psycho on someone
3. Verb used to concisely describe the following: "And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you."

"Some old guy pissed Michael off so badly today I could have sworn he was going to go all flada on us!"

by James Patrick P. November 22, 2007

Vietnam Flashback

When you remember a (usually) traumatic experience and disconnect all outside distractions.

Ariana: I think Mikey is high..
Justin: Nah, she is having a Vietnam Flashback from when she was on Hannah Montana.
Selena: I get it. Disney is awful.
Ariana: Yeah, Nickelodeon is better.

by TheDonutLordOfVietnam September 5, 2016

flatubate

The art of masturbating while enveloped in a self inflicted Dutch Oven. Often done on cold, lonely nights when you couldn't even score with the leftover fatties at the pub. After twelve pints of Guinness and 2am Taco Bell, flatubating is an obvious way to regain some dignity after failing to score. The added benefit is that it's cheaper than buying condoms or cologne. You're having sex with someone you already know. And who doesn't enjoy the smell of their own farts?

"Dude, even that fat ugly chick turned me down. I'm gonna load up on Pintos and Cheese, go home and flatubate in my own king size bed."

by Bugsy McDingle January 11, 2012

Flaky Salt Guy

A nickname that was given to a YouTuber called acooknamedMatt
He's given that nickname because he has an obsession with putting flaky salt on everything

acooknamedMatt: and some flaky salt
acooknamedMatt: MMMMM-
Youtube commenter: He always puts flaky salt on every food he eats, maybe we should call him the Flaky Salt Guy

by I'mDan May 5, 2021

ham flaps

Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.

Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!

by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008

M2 Flamethrower

The M2 Flamethrower was used by American troops back in WWII. It is also the greatest piece of hack ever made in to Call of Duty:World at War when it comes to campaign and multiplayer. And do not get me started when someone gets it in Nazi Zombies.

(In Multiplayer)
"M2 Flamethrower user": LOL I spy people trying to capture our flag! -throws a smoke grenade and drops down to burn the hell out of everyone-

People who were trying to capture the flag: Dude, hax.

(In Nazi Zombies)
Person with Flamethrower: -randomly sparying fire causing sight problems to other players)

Other player: DUDE STOP USING THE F***ING FLAMETHROWER, I CANT SEE SH-...(the player has died after being swarmed by zombies).

by PTRS Noob November 20, 2009