A gay man who runs around with a straw forcibly felching unsuspecting civilians, and then disappearing into the night leaving no trace of his actions but the humiliation of his victims.
Did you hear about my buddy Jack, he got attacked by the Feltchasaurus-Rex and will never be the same, but between me and you I think he might have liked it.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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"Feldness will never die because that is how we have always done it. " Quote Anonymous Employee
"Feldness will never die because that is how we have always done it. " Quote Anonymous Employee
by Gators316 April 23, 2024
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A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
Get the Feltching Ferret mug.felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.
old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.
TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.
TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications
jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?
tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!
felt spec is class!
tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!
felt spec is class!
by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024
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by commi3 mark June 21, 2024
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"Look Rich, look with all the hate you have given me over the years, I'm keeping this token and making it part of my set every night ... you got felted bitch" - DSP
by PandaWasUnderage August 13, 2024
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by michaelfeltch December 18, 2024
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