Falcon Punch

Punch a bitch in the back of the head while your fucken her from behind!

Dude, i straight falcon punched that bitch last night, straight up put a lump up on that bitches head!

by Donald Haynie April 15, 2008

facon

fake bacon like you buy in a jar or that you get at a cheap take out place

I eat facon on my salad. There was facon on that poutine.

by peders July 14, 2012

Facon

A person who believes his life is hard and terrible although he has tons of money and goes to a private school.

A facon talking to his "friends":
"Man my life is so terrible!!! I have a crappy Nokia and my mum has to pay the rent!!!!!"
*Goes home, plays on his iPad while in a bathtub full of money*

by fdfsdfhgfgcv khubi August 17, 2014

falcone

Someone who buys cheap knockoffs of well known fashion brands from dimmeys.

Did you see her clothes?
They're so lame.
She's such a falcone

by ineed$ May 13, 2008

fatoned

Variation of pwned. Usually said by Joey Fatone look-a-likes.

Yo, n00b, you got fatoned!

by diemkay July 25, 2008

falcon PUNCH

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.

Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.

by lolashleysays October 21, 2010

Falcon Punch

The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.

John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.

by Big Ben Franklin December 6, 2011