faced

1) Totally wasted and/or thrashed by alcohol. 2) Mentally and/or physically thrashed from no sleep or exorbitant activity.

"Damn, niggah, I'm so faced I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground."

by Invisible September 29, 2002

brick faced

When you are soo fucked up (from anything) you cant move your face.

OR

The giant Hangover Face you get the morning after a huge party.

Last night after a few bars a 40 an a blunt i was Brick Faced like you wouldnt believe son!

by Dafatkid November 11, 2006

Shit-Faced

When you lie to your little brother and tell him your out of toilet paper and have to use his face to wipe the shit off your ass.

Dude I thought we were out of toilet paper but i guess not so i guess i didnt need to shit-face you.

by Nate G. March 11, 2005

too faced

a makeup company who's main theme is candy, with a sexy twist.

Did you get the new too faced makeup collaboration?
YES!! It's fantastic

by raindrop drop top February 8, 2017

sour faced little bitch

used to describe a person (usually of the same sex as the speaker) being a step beyond butt hurt while simultaneously making a cry face

you guys are so mean!" "dude you're being a sour faced little bitch right now!

by VAdirtywater May 14, 2011

skeet faced

When someone cums on your face after you give them head .

" i took her back to my place... and lets just say she got skeet faced"

" Im gona skeet face you up."

" im gona take her home and skeet face her up. "

by BobbiFergie November 14, 2007

Fuck Faced Fairy

When you draw a mans private part on a friends face while they sleep. (Featured on Human Giant)

*wakes up*

"Oh no! It's the fuck faced fairy!"

-cry

by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008