filtercrap

The act of taking a shit, or a dump, in the airfilter of someones car, so that whenever the owner turns on the air-conditioning, or especially the heating, the car will spew out the vile smell of shit in the airfilter.

person1: My girlfriend just dumped me... iu wish i could get back at her.

person2: awe, thats a shame, she had a really nice car. hey! i just had a great idea!

person1: is it an evil revenge scheme to get back at her?

person2: lets take a dump in her car's air filter! her car will smell like shit for EVER!

person1: yeah! great idea, we'll give her the best "filtercrap" ever!

by maxkosz December 3, 2009

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Facebook filter

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.

I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.

by peanutpepper May 27, 2009

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I plead the fifth

It means that your aren’t going to incriminate yourself by not saying “yes” or “no”! When you do say this phrase you are basically saying “yes you did it”, but legally they cannot say you said “yes” or “no”.

Judge: Mr.Parker did you purposely key your ex’s car?
Me: “I plead the fifth”

by adorexme April 7, 2021

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fifth column

A group within a state that attempts to subvert and weaken the state in order to assist an enemy. First used during the Spanish Civil War.

The characterization of leftists in the United States as a Communist 'fifth column' by the McCarthyist witchhunters survives today in post-9/11 America; only now Arabs and Muslims are blacklisted.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

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