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2020 Election Steal

The 2020 Election Steal took place across the United States during the month of November 2020. Designed by the CCP and Leftists to falsely implant a puppet president, the operation involved the manufacturing ballots in favor of one candidate, having ballot watchers removed, then funnelling the counterfeit ballots through compromised Dominion counting systems.
John: What do you think about the 2020 Election Steal?
Nate: Pure conspiracy.

John: .. I think I know who you voted for.
by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020
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Election

Picking which color of dick (red, blue, and recently gold) you'd like to fuck you in the ass for the next 4 years.
Bob: What's election?
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.
by IAmRonPaul May 26, 2014
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2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.
The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...
by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020
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Rigged Election

(Noun) An election where too many black people voted. See also: "Election Fraud".
Donald Trump: "There's no way we lost Georgia. There's no way. That was a rigged election. I had two elections. I won both of them.”
by nobody2020 January 7, 2021
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cuban election

An election where there is only one candidate.
Nicolae Ceaușescu won the Romanian Election in 1966 in a Cuban Election.
by Computermichael September 14, 2013
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Election Integrity

A commitment to overturn an election, or make it more difficult for certain constituencies to vote, when the election doesn't go the way you planned.
The Democrats clearly stole that election! That's the only way we could have lost! We need candidates who will stand up for election integrity.
by Tiresias Bluestone February 15, 2022
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election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day
"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."
by ezterbro December 19, 2022
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