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Drive-Thru Diva

THAT type of customer fast food workers hate dealing with... The one who wants everything FRESH! Fresh fries, fresh burger patty, fresh cheese, no salt, fresh KETCHUP! Someone who thinks they're cheating the system, by making a bunch of unreasonable modifications to their complicated ass order...

Then when they get their food, they hold up the line by checking the bag at the window. In such a meticulous manner. These types of customers are the ones who want sit down restaurant quality food at a McFastFood spot.
Customer: I WANT FRESH FRIES, NO SALT! ALSO MAKE SURE YOU PUT A FRESH PATTY ON THE GRILL! I DON'T WANT LUKE WARM FOOD! HURRY UP! I GOT PLACES TO BE! DID YOU HEAR ME???

Employee to their coworker: Goddammit, we got another Drive-Thru Diva! Wanna give the salty bitch extra salt?
by tigglywigglesdahomie March 9, 2026
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beamng.drive

A game where you drive cars and wreck then into everything.
I crashed this pick up in BeamNG.Drive
by A flock of tigers April 20, 2015
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Infinite Improbability Drive

Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":

"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."
by Kantankerous November 7, 2008
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sexist drive-by

When a woman is minding her own business and a man casually makes a sexist comment to her while he passes by.
Mary was the victim of a sexist drive-by. Earlier today, a man walked past her at a coffee shop and said, "Don't frown so much when you're reading or writing on a computer." Mary replied, "I'm writing a condolence letter."
by fatuousbacon May 10, 2017
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Drake and Drive

Just like drinking and driving except you blast Drake's emotional music in your car and you end up at your ex's house without knowing it.
Friend: What the hell were you doing last night? I found this box of tissues in your car.

Me: I had to Drake and Drive last night. I ended up at Michelle's house crying my eyes out.

Friend: Damn...lol
by Nutella222222 January 22, 2014
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porn drive

portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection
7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc

the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.
by horns of you January 26, 2013
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Test drive that bitch

To see if a females head or sex is good enough to be with her.
GUY 1: Is John with that new girl at work?
Guy 2: Na. He jus tryin to test drive that bitch. Gotta see how she rides first.
Guy 1: Ok. Make sure she'll go all the way. Not get you half way there and quit on you.
GUY1: Exactly.
by jayn3al March 22, 2017
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