Definitions by tigglywigglesdahomie
Drive-Thru Diva
THAT type of customer fast food workers hate dealing with... The one who wants everything FRESH! Fresh fries, fresh burger patty, fresh cheese, no salt, fresh KETCHUP! Someone who thinks they're cheating the system, by making a bunch of unreasonable modifications to their complicated ass order...
Then when they get their food, they hold up the line by checking the bag at the window. In such a meticulous manner. These types of customers are the ones who want sit down restaurant quality food at a McFastFood spot.
Then when they get their food, they hold up the line by checking the bag at the window. In such a meticulous manner. These types of customers are the ones who want sit down restaurant quality food at a McFastFood spot.
Customer: I WANT FRESH FRIES, NO SALT! ALSO MAKE SURE YOU PUT A FRESH PATTY ON THE GRILL! I DON'T WANT LUKE WARM FOOD! HURRY UP! I GOT PLACES TO BE! DID YOU HEAR ME???
Employee to their coworker: Goddammit, we got another Drive-Thru Diva! Wanna give the salty bitch extra salt?
Employee to their coworker: Goddammit, we got another Drive-Thru Diva! Wanna give the salty bitch extra salt?
Drive-Thru Diva by tigglywigglesdahomie March 9, 2026
P.O.S. Parade
Also known as a Piece of SHIT Parade!
A P.OS. Parade is when you are trying to leave a specific location: your driveway, parking lot, workplace, etc. But a long ass line of cars coming from both directions refuses to let you go. In a parade like fashion, but If you try and signal they either ignore you or flip you off. This usually leads to the drivers behind you thinking you are purposely holding up traffic and will honk at you, becoming hostile.
This is usually seen in areas where drivers "know a shortcut", usually in straight through neighborhoods or roadways with lots of congestion. Can and will cause aggravation amongst drivers just trying to get from point A to point B. Commonly found on the East Coast!
A P.OS. Parade is when you are trying to leave a specific location: your driveway, parking lot, workplace, etc. But a long ass line of cars coming from both directions refuses to let you go. In a parade like fashion, but If you try and signal they either ignore you or flip you off. This usually leads to the drivers behind you thinking you are purposely holding up traffic and will honk at you, becoming hostile.
This is usually seen in areas where drivers "know a shortcut", usually in straight through neighborhoods or roadways with lots of congestion. Can and will cause aggravation amongst drivers just trying to get from point A to point B. Commonly found on the East Coast!
Dude, where are you??? Caitlyn's birthday party started 20 mins ago!
Sorry, I've been trying to leave the Walmart parking lot for the past 45 mins in a P.O.S. Parade!! Nobody is letting me go! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sorry, I've been trying to leave the Walmart parking lot for the past 45 mins in a P.O.S. Parade!! Nobody is letting me go! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!
P.O.S. Parade by tigglywigglesdahomie September 5, 2025