Ditch Bitch

When you want to meet with someone or sit next to them in class and they end up meeting with someone else or ditching you to sit next to someone else

Boy: Hey dude sit next to me in class?
Dude:Nah man sorry imma sit next to bro...
Boy:Dude fuck you you're such a Ditch Bitch.

by ScifiDeath May 28, 2015

ditchy magoo

Someone who ditches an excessive amount of times and wears glasses like Mr Magoo.

Can also be used to describe someone who doesn't like iced cream

I was supposed to hang out with Jean tonight, but that ditchy magoo couldn't even find the place.

by Ditch Master Flex July 2, 2009

ditching the donkey

Going the turlet and pooping just the right amount so that you feel rejuvenated. Almost as if you lost the weight of a donkey.

There's nothing better on a cool Saturday than waking up, ditching the donkey, and going back to sleep.

by PlayPinballRecords November 16, 2009

Ditch Meat

An animal or human laying dead in a ditch that could still be considered edible.

I work for Denny's as a ditch meat collector.

by William J J T October 30, 2010

ditch

a cigarette, partially smoked and extinguished; saved to be re-lit and smoked later.

Yo, i've got a ditch in my pocket from last night, let's smoke it.

by ranyi December 25, 2008

Mitch it and ditch it

when having anal sex with a girl, her head bangs against the wall. you then ask her to leave with bruises on her dome.

Her head was hurting so I told her to leave, I pulled the old Mitch it and ditch it

by The Man of the Hour33333 November 25, 2010

Ditch Weed

A guy who used to skateboard but has reached middle age and now has an unhealthy obsession with PT Cruisers. Typically can find him eating pizza, wearing a track suit with Birkenstocks. Laughs at his own jokes. Repeats himself and often yells unintelligible gibberish.

That Ditch Weed watching BBW porn on his phone has thrown in the hot rag and has given up on life.

by 42069007 May 2, 2017