Ditch Weed

A guy who used to skateboard but has reached middle age and now has an unhealthy obsession with PT Cruisers. Typically can find him eating pizza, wearing a track suit with Birkenstocks. Laughs at his own jokes. Repeats himself and often yells unintelligible gibberish.

That Ditch Weed watching BBW porn on his phone has thrown in the hot rag and has given up on life.