dildo

Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.

"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."

by loujx December 9, 2007

dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.

-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.

by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008

dildo waggins

The name given to a dog whose bobbed tail resembles an erect penis or a dildo. When exited, the dog's tail will rise in the air and wag vigorously. The name was created as a pun/reference to the popular character from J.R.R Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series and "The Hobbit", Bilbo Baggins.

As soon as Jimmy threw the tennis ball, dildo waggins was galloping majestically, tail wagging like a metronome at 9001 bpm.

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

DILDO

Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.

"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."

by Cackbag March 17, 2014

Dildo Logic

The idea that anything can be applied to an alternative purpose, given enough effort. Generally used in the format of "Any ___ can be a ___ if you try hard enough."

Anything can be a dildo if you try hard enough; dildo logic, my dude.
OR
Anything can be a fidget spinner if you try hard enough.

by retardrun69 June 13, 2017

Dildo

A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.

Melody stop being such a dildo!

by Jiggleypuff96 April 18, 2018

dildo bike

A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.

When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!

by urban dicktionary1 November 15, 2017