longest definition 

At 65,535 characters, cut and paste has the longest definition in Urban Dictionary. Tying for first place are shizot, stephen palgrave, perry davenport and paul bello. Fat chicks is next at 31,986 characters.

Who is Stephen Palgrave?

longest definition by oodee March 5, 2004

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Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.

Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. Here's the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information. by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition 

Earthquake test by Downstrike on December 26, 2004.

No, the peeps on the beaches didn't get to a urinal before they pissed themselves.

This is only a test.

In the event of an actual earthquake...

Most ironic UrbanDictionary definition by Fly On The Wall January 16, 2005

Noob (2nd Definition) 

To get lucky. To win in a contest based on luck or cheats. The first use of this word originated from the character "Noob Saibot" in the video game "Mortal Kombat II".

The character Noob Saibot was named after Tobias Boon (Noob Saibot spelled backwards), one of the creators of the game. Considered to be the most dificult character of the game, Noob Saibot would "cheat" to win. Some would say their defeat by Noob Saibot was luck, chance.

It was common to hear someone say "you got noobed" when they would unfairly lose or to be called a noob if the person won in a "cheating" or "lucky" fashion while playing in a video game arcade.

Example 1 for Noob (2nd Definition) -

Person 1: Wow, that guy was lucky!
Person 2: Yeah, you got noobed!

Example 2 -

That guy definitely cheats to win. What a noob!

Noob (2nd Definition) by Aqati October 20, 2011

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look this is a definition by Flamedraguy May 1, 2005

Vain Definition 

The millions of definitions that you see when you try to approve definitions on urban dictionary that has to do with someone's name, followed by something extremely positive/negative about

*on urban dictionary, when the definition "billy" pops up *
(on computer screen) "billy": a super awesome and amazing guy that everyone loves.
Joe: Dude, another lame word popped up!
Steve: Yeah, it's another vain definition.

Vain Definition by Señor Mister January 11, 2015

P.L.D (Pussy Lip Definition) 

The prominent definition of Pussy Lips as they are displayed through tight clothing including Spandex. As seen in countless Miley Cyrus videos, and any "twerk" video with scantly clad women.

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P.L.D (Pussy Lip Definition) by Archabald McPussy Pants August 18, 2013