Xbox Disease

A disease that is very common amongst children whom are addicted to Xbox. Symptoms of this disease may include spending all day on Xbox, ignoring your parents, and setting yourself apart from the real world.
Wow, John does nothing but play Xbox. I think he may have contracted Xbox Disease.
by litpenguin February 17, 2018
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Crankington's disease

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!
by Choad and Derse January 02, 2017
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Final Disease

Final Disease: Increase of Limelight cravings and self-inserting awsomeness or fail, drama-downsyndrom, With slight chances of 'I'MLEAVINGFOREVERCUZEVERYONEHATESME!'
Ex. "Lindsy Lohan refuses to leave her home under the ailment of Final Disease." "THIS REPORTER ISN'T TAKING PICTURES OF ME!!! EVERYONE MUST HATE ME! I'M NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN!!!
by MarkMyLife August 10, 2009
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Mamousa disease

A disease where you have sucked dick too much that your tounge falls off and your finger tips turn yellow and your toes turn blue and your neck turns teal.
I have Mamousa disease from sucking my brothers dick to long.
by Hungeyhank February 28, 2019
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Dodge disease

Dodge disease also referred to as stupidity is a long and devastating process one undergoes when they decide that a ram truck is truly the king of all trucks
I mean I would invite home but he has dodge disease

He used to be so cool till he got dodge disease
by TacomaCrew October 15, 2019
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Gamer disease

When your pp is small amd non epic
"Yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease
by The guy 42168 June 18, 2020
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The Mia Disease

When you constantly fuck up on your grammar multiple times a day but try to play it off trying to prevent someone from noticing your failure, highly contagious and rather dangerous.
The Mia disease affected all the children of Discord and now they can't even spell things properly.
by Senor.Something August 09, 2019
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