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creeping curfew

The insidious, often unauthorized, extension of time restriction placed on nocturnal adolescent activities as further evidence of parental authority erosion and generalized attrition.
Oh, just screw 'em...my parents don't know shit. 11? 11:30? 12? Let the creeping curfew work its magic!
by YAWA February 2, 2019
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set the curve

When you set the maximum on a test because you're just that BAD-ASS FUCKING SMART!
Kid:Hey, Mom! Guess what!? I set the curve on an English test today!
Mom:OMG! NO FUCKING WAY, Kid! I knew I was right for fucking that lawyer!
by SmartChocolateCookie October 30, 2015
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curly gurlie

a chick that has really (naturaly)curly hair
by Eva4789 January 4, 2006
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Curtis Lowe

Fictional Character from Lynard Skynard song

Some bitches think that the band said " finest n***er to ever play the blues"

The real line goes " finest PICKER to ever play the blues"
and for the previous definition a picker is someone who plucks a guitar, the song was complimenting Curtis Lowe on his guitar skills
"Ol Kurt was a black man with white curly hair "
"Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues"
by Ben123456 July 23, 2006
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Iron Beef Curtains

This refers to the Vagina of Margaret Thatcher (Former Prime Minister of the UK). The nick name for her flacid genetalia, comes ironically (HA!) from the nick name associated with her stubborness in politics "The Iron Lady".

However the nick name became cemented in the hearts of the public, when a photographer accidentally fell over and took a picture upskirt revealing her vagina to be actually made from 18th century pig iron.

This has opened up a large debate which spans many topics.

Biology - How?
Philosophy - Why?
and Politics - ......

Some have suggested that it was not her vagina at all, but a form of securtiy device to stop unwanted vermin from nesting in there. However regardless, the media splash was enough to concrete in the term Iron Beef Curtains.
I would like to be the first, then, to suggest, that instead of wasting, millions of pounds of taxpayers money on her state funeral. We should instead, recycle her Iron Beef Curtains.
by 3rd Party October 17, 2009
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Trump Curse

The "Trump Curse" is a theory that anyone who says or does negative towards Donald Trump will be cursed with bad luck or negative karma.

Since his run for the Presidency documentation of the Trump Curse in action has been widespread, and has resulted in several memes showcasing it.

The origin of the Trump Curse is a mystery, but it is speculated that the mass hexes being carried out around the world are actually backfiring and hexing those who oppose Trump.
P1: Did you hear about the idiot who shot himself in the face while taking a selfie?

P2: Yeah, he was posting anti-Trump shit.

P1: It's the Trump Curse!
by fakenewsmerchant October 9, 2017
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bike-curious

South Park joke. (The F-Word)
A straight man, who doesn't own a Harley, but likes them, and might buy one some day.
Eg. Butters is bike-curious.
by southparkrebellion November 5, 2009
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