gas-cooker

A woman who engages in sexual intercourse for money

She's a gas-cooker?..This confused Jonjo- what was Kindred doing living with a whore?
(William Boyd; Ordinary Thunderstorms )

by JohnJacobus October 19, 2011

steven cooke

Very well off , some may say landed gentry , others may say a snob . often the pivotal member of any love triangle . Thinks he has less money than he does , a truly beautiful man by all accounts but never sticks with one woman ( or man ) as he is what some may say a ' player ' . Despite his short comings he can be described as both a gentleman and a scholar . Also he is bald . love ya Steve .

Steven Cooke : " hey ... There's a stick there "

" I'm and ordinary working class man "

" I know a fella up the north side ... "

by a fan of this great man June 14, 2013

Hooky Chooky

1) Adjective - A distraction or website used instead of work to goof off or procrastinate something that needs to be done.

"You're not on another hooky chooky site, are you? Those reports need to be filed dammit!"

by Stollins May 14, 2015

greasy chook

The act of rubbing your penis around the inside of a KFC bucket for lubrication

Dude, the greasy chook worked perfectfully on Rebecca over there, I think she gained an extra kilo!

by Iamreallymessedup101 December 2, 2015

Moon Cook

When you heat something up by putting it in your ass.

Man I’m ‘bout to moon cook this hammer.

by phooshbubble December 20, 2017

Jordan Cook

Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.

Jordan Cook is my man, fuck off.

by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019

Dane Cook

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 21, 2019