quality content

someone that makes awesome videos for people to watch. someone like jake paul would NOT have quality content as he has the worst content out there! someone like Zeniath would have quality content as he has the best content out there!!

I wish I had quality content on my YouTube channel.

by wrihghuowrjoijkwaopwm;wr November 6, 2018

Original content

NOT pewdiepies youtube channel

Don't go to pewdiepies channel if you want original content

by smashlikaboss November 18, 2018

Weekend content

There just isn't enough of it.

Hym "There's another difference between me and other entertainers; I don't take off on the weekends. I do, what, at least an hour's worth? There isn't enough weekend content and so I am left to fill the void. Only to be called lazy! J'accuse! I am but a humble clown. I only wish to entertain. And yet I am met with nothing but scorn 🥺 Does my dance along the edge of the window of acceptable discourse not entertain? Do my clumsily written antics not amuse? ☹️ Tragique..."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2022

Colton

1. a creepy middle school boy who stalks girls and has the ability to change forms. when he is near, you can usually find a group of girls screaming "AHHH! COLTON!" anything can be related back to him. perhaps the creepiest thing he does is posess his victims to say things such as "colton's body is a wonderland", "hey pretty colton with the high heels on", and "i want colton's hot body next to me!" of course, none of this would be said by a non-posessed girl. his most famous form of stalking is the random box that appears on your computer screen late at night. he is also known as 'frankie jay' due to the fact he looks a lot like frankie jonas. anything can be blamed on him.

2. a motorcycle.

random laugh out of nowhere - four girls scream "AHH! COLTON!!"

"last night i was on yahoo talking to paul then this colton box popped up on my computer, therefore i had no choice but to run around in circles and scream 'AHH! COLTON!'"

mom: do you want mexican tonight?
daughter that is one of colton's victims: oh no, mexican aka rico aka stalker aka COLTON! AHH!

*as a motorcycle drives by* "geez, why are coltons so loud?"

by imamazing123 April 26, 2009

Colton

Possibly the biggest douche ever to walk the earth. If you ever run into this hostile person, don't be fooled by the fake happiness and wanting to see or talk to you, it will stab you in the back. It will claim to be good at guitar and be your friend. When you show any opinion different from it, it will back stab you and say "shut up" in a very Nazi neo-con tone.

Warning signs that he may be a Colton
He is a neo con
He is a douche
He is a back stabber
He is shallow
He doesn't like opinions that are not his
He is a heterosexist
He is a "Christian"
He listens to screamo music
He listens to liberal music but is conservative
He makes a big deal out of stupid stuff
He doesn't like homosexuals for some reason

If he meets more than three of these he is a Colton

If you encounter a Colton please ignore this person, it will bring you pain and is fucking annoying. These people are usually a failure to use a condom, or not enough money for an abortion.

by Goplayyourguitaryouhippy January 5, 2010

colton

the most annoying emo piece of shit you will ever meet. Shut the fuck up and stop talking about avenged sevenfold you piece of trash

"Wow, Colton won't shut the fuck up, will he?"

by almxrr January 19, 2017

Contentious

A word your stupid friend uses from his word of the day calander to appear smarter than he actually is.

Contentious; A word used in the board game cranium <spell it backwards. One try>

by Strabs76 May 23, 2018