One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese
Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
by KineticDefiner August 3, 2021
Get the Samurai Copmug. A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.
Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
Anonymous Person: I am not legally required to, by the 4th Amendment.
Cst. O'Pig: I'll have to arrest you
A. Person: You can't do that, what for?
Cst O'Pig: Obstruction of a police officer
A. Person: That's not obstruction of a police officer, that's obstruction of cop
by Stickololo April 11, 2020
Get the obstruction of copmug. by christine m. October 24, 2006
Get the cop a knobbermug. by KLB August 22, 2006
Get the copped offmug. by Unknown Source Man May 13, 2003
Get the nasty copsmug. When you are overweight and eat something fattening in public and someone says: "Are you sure you should be eating that?"
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
When you are quite thin, but some nosy scrotesque underweight old man sees that you have a big bag of M&M's and says: "It'll make ya fat."
When you are thin and someone who likes fat people tells you you're too thin. This is usually sexual harassment.
"I was trying to eat a doughnut one morning, but someone called the Calorie Cops. They were eating them too."
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
"I was proud of my thin new shape and this pervert who keeps trying to flirt with me said I should eat more. What is he, the Calorie Cops?"
Some people were making fun of fat people in line, and I said: "Shut up, you fvck!ng Calorie Cops!"
by MadamexXx February 25, 2009
Get the Calorie Copsmug. 1. A Homo Cop, Is A Police Officer Who When Frisking You Trys To Get Extra Feels On A Males Private Parts,
2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis
3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.
4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals
2. When Taking You To The Police Station Always Wants To Strip Search The Males They Arrested To Look At There Penis
3. Police Officer Looks At Your Penis More Than Your Face.
4. They Just Join The Police Force So They Can Sexually Assault So Called Criminals
Detective Smith Is A Homo Cop, He Smiles When He Strip Searched Me And Had Is His Eyes Glued On My Penis The Whole Time With A Devils Grin
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by Morg Parks December 29, 2010
Get the Homo Copmug.