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Clout karma

The feeling others get when responding to your requests based on your public performances and/or notoriety.
Vito: Ryan yu think I should smash this apple on bams head?
Dunns Urn: …$$$$
Vito: Alrighfdtywrraa Idon givafuk what ur sayn ima find Bam
Knoxville: hey Vito, whatchya up to with that Apple?
Vito: “raises arm qwith the hostility apple tell me wher Bams aterallahsmasha and ruin your Clout Karma!
Knoxville: ah! my what? 😁take it easy big fella I got money’s,” he says shifty eyed, here take a couple benjis, and lemme see if I can’t “polish” that apple for you”shifts eyes again” just in case you don’t eat it and wanna let Bam have it
you know how he feels about your body. treat it like you’re in the temples temple, Listening to Tom Templeton. “Grabs apple and wipes his ass with it”
Vito’s dog: *nods* N farts..
Vito: Gimmegrahgagapplekgraplfkpe
Bam runs out of the pantry and starts slapping Don Vito’s bare back while

Knoxville laughs hysterically, Vito spins around and smashes apple on Bams sideburn juice flows while templetons greatest hits begins to play on a record player near Dunns Urn. Vito’s dog begins dancing and money rains down from the lighting fixtures. Bam wipes apple sauce off his Facebook smirks and says why does this apple smell like shit. Scoops handfuls of money off the ground saying “this feels like enough cash to buy a website and tell people to dive into stuff, but do you think people would willingly just fucking dive into shit because I’m the one asking and I have so much fucking Clout Karma.”

Vito: Of course youfukingknuklhegGdg uratheaBamMaRgera!”
by Medium Robert March 24, 2023
mugGet the Clout karmamug.

clout chaser

someone who's desperate for the success of popularity.
jonathan: macy's such a clout chaser.
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation February 28, 2022
mugGet the clout chasermug.

clout

clout: Having respect from others, power, and respect.
"ALL MY BOYS GOT SOME HELLA CLOUT"
"JAYDEN GOT CLOUT ALL OVER HER"
by logan vaine September 16, 2018
mugGet the cloutmug.

clout child

atreyu i probably spelled it wrong aslos known as social ballz is actually crqazy
soundcloud.com/cloutchild
i am going to kill myself clout child
by blobadooba March 18, 2022
mugGet the clout childmug.

Clout show

A show that is crap in story but gets views cause of things such as cast and more.
Attaway genres is a clout show.
by N11M2009 November 29, 2021
mugGet the Clout showmug.

Clout-tastic

The highest level on the clout meter

Clout king
Living my best life, clout level maxed out on clout-tastic
by Sir clout justin December 7, 2019
mugGet the Clout-tasticmug.

Trout For Clout

The act of fishing for trout with the sole reason being shoving a trout into your chubby wifes vagina.
Did you see that video of trout for clout? Look it up, its amazing.
by Macarper April 2, 2025
mugGet the Trout For Cloutmug.

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