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the things in my basement
by anonymous September 10, 2022
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children of Macaulay

Indian people (often left-leaning, salad eater feminoids) who reject their native culture in favour of Westernization.
Sanghi#1: Ahh, look there... That's the group of children of Macaulay I was taking about. They are the ones who burnt a khakhi chaddi ours while protesting yesterday.

Sanghi#2: oh, I see. They really suck!
by GuiltySpark6523 October 7, 2022
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Children

Widely known for taking things TOO SERIOUSLY. You know? Because that’s what children are like. Too serious about things.
Hym “You have some weird children if that’s what kids are like to you. See, you tell you dipshit kids that ‘it’s just a gameand then they stink it up AT the game and I yell at them because your kids are dumb, terrible at things, and don’t listen.”
by Hym Iam November 24, 2022
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Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children
Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English
by I Like To Define Words December 8, 2022
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Childreb

From childish + rebellion. A childlike approach to serious issues. A moderate form of teen angst. Tolerable immaturity.
Rita : I have this crush for Charlie Sheen
Shakira: woke! What you love most about him?
Rita: hmmm …. His childreb, I guess
by Jungnotyoung January 3, 2023
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children's army

Noun or Adj

An idea of an Army designed completely by Children. This includes weapon, Armored vehicle, and other designs. This can also include fighting tactics. Some Children's armies also create micro nations, governed and controlled by children. Most children in the Children's Army are from the ages of 7-16 years of age.
The Children's Army began in Asia, but expanded to the Americas. There name? The Children's Army of Taiwan.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
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Children

Absolute abominations. If you see these things running across the street, give them a light little kick that will send them across the universe. If you don't have enough strength to do this, you can strangle them with your bear hands. If you see anyone that likes to take care of children, report them to the police and have them sentenced to life in prison, or the death sentence.
Person1: Hey look! it's a group of children!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!
by TyreseGamingTV February 3, 2023
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