Childreb

Not to be confused with "children" though the definition is similar. A childreb is a soft, supple, innocent, young (2-8 years old) child. It is imperative that the child matches all of these characteristics to be considered a "childreb". A childreb is often subject to predation by various persons. Additionally, childreb are rather curious, and gullible; these characteristics are generally recognized to be the main reasons that these children are predated on. It is because of this reason that childreb must be highly protected, in order to preserve their behavioral pacificism and general innocence.

Grammatical Information:
Plural: Childrebbies
Singular: Childreb
Part of Speech: Noun (Non-proper)

(Used as Singular) I see an unprotected childreb. I must keep it safe before the predators arrive.
(Used as Plural) Yo dawg, look at them childrebbies at Yorktown Elementary.

by Oat Man April 17, 2017

Childreb

From childish + rebellion. A childlike approach to serious issues. A moderate form of teen angst. Tolerable immaturity.

Rita : I have this crush for Charlie Sheen…
Shakira: woke! What you love most about him?
Rita: hmmm …. His childreb, I guess…

by Jungnotyoung January 3, 2023

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.

…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT…

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

the children

Straw objects, often in peril and in need of saving.

Think of "the children"! - Reporter
"I make movies for adults." - Quentin Tarantino

by A user of this website January 30, 2019

shipping William Afton with dead/his children

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF

Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell

by SydneyNotAustralian January 10, 2021

it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

by Arces February 9, 2012

think of the children

The most dangerous words in the English language. Often spouted by single-minded individuals with (seemingly) good intentions to persuade people to curtail any given liberty instead of assume personal responsibility.

The government needs to ban all the porn from the Internet, so we don't actually have to get involved and explain our personal morality to our offspring! Please! Think of the children!

by Another Wordy Oddball August 12, 2007