helmet chew

Helmet Chew - The act of a novice or rookie performing fellatio on an uncircumcised penis, and chewing on the excess skin during a flaccid moment.

History: Found most commonly among drunk girls after they have had sex with drunk guys

I woke up thinking I had stuck my cock in a grinder, she helmet chewed me last night and in the morning to wake me up.

or

She has a helmet chewing attitude.

by Rudrafter June 4, 2010

Ben Chewing

When someone wins against their opponent flawlessly and effortlessly, completely decimating their arguments (and their will to live in the process).

(Reference to the defamation trial between actor Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Ben Chew was one of JD's lawyers).

That politician got completely Ben Chewed by a random passerby. He didn't dare open his mouth after that.

He got Ben Chewed so hard he couldn't look people in the eye for a month.

He didn't deserve to get a Ben Chewing like that, but that's what he got.

by Thundercroc May 29, 2022

slut chew

people who chew with their mouth open

she was doing a slut chew

by michael million August 18, 2016

Ass Chewed

To be scolded or rebuked rudely and mostly in front of everyone.

"Aw, shit! I just spilled soda on the couch!"
"You're going to get your ass chewed, Dude!"

by Pansycakse February 26, 2015

Queef chewing

When you're about to go down on a woman and she queefs in your face

"For fucks sake, you just did a fanny fart right into my mouth, you skank!"

"You're queef chewing you biiitch"

by SexyPants Mcfuckhole July 20, 2022

chew

expletive: of greater importance or truth

:a expression of gratitude or confirmation.

"Ah chew!" "chew that" "not chewing" "CHEW" thanks

by An D. Pandie June 24, 2023

Meat Chewing

When someone is fanned out or coming for you when they don’t need to in order to be nosy.

Why are you checking my messages you meat chewing dawg”.

by DSmooth November 11, 2020