Someone who acts tough over the internet. And is probably a complete pussy in real life but is brave with their fingers on a keyboard AKA (buff fingers)
by Snowman_nigz February 19, 2014
by JimmyTheN September 16, 2020
A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.
Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
by short_story_examples June 01, 2023
A gorgeous, shirtless, muscular man who is covered in glitter and dancing (preferably in a cage, while poof doof plays at the club).
by cherrylala December 22, 2015
ME: "Aamon's skin just dropped today and man it looks kina fineeee."
Friend: "Fine?? Babe, he lacking that cake."
Me: "Now that you point that out his ass is a pancake and it ain't a fluffy one! OMG! I hope they buff his cake soon."
Friend: "Moonton cake buff pls."
Friend: "Fine?? Babe, he lacking that cake."
Me: "Now that you point that out his ass is a pancake and it ain't a fluffy one! OMG! I hope they buff his cake soon."
Friend: "Moonton cake buff pls."
by PROTEST TO BUFF AAMON'S CAKE. January 02, 2023
The art of growing ones chest (pecs) to ultimate proportions unbeknown to the regular male. This can be done through various methods, namely hectic gym boet, 300 reps a day , pretein, protein and more protein. Carbs are for fatties so stay away.
Kyle: Sup Beast whats happening
Beast: Gym is happening brother
Kyle: Shit bru whats that in your shirt
Beast: Its my pectoral buffness booi
Kyle: Shweet
Beast: Real
Beast: Gym is happening brother
Kyle: Shit bru whats that in your shirt
Beast: Its my pectoral buffness booi
Kyle: Shweet
Beast: Real
by rjh2504 February 28, 2011
by rjbb04 September 29, 2023