bobble

Slang term used for a blowjob.

Oral sex. Gender neutral.

1.i haven't gotten ne bobble in a long time.

2.she gives some BOMB ASS bobble

by dupri August 25, 2004

The Bible

A book of complete horse shit. It makes no fucking sense and explains nothing!

The Bible is a waste of time!

by the last name meadows is gay August 17, 2011

Bible Bots

No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.

Man, some "Bible Bots" knocked on my door and would not shut up about "Knowing Jesus"!

by SKULLYARD March 8, 2013

bibleslam

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.

Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?

by Doe, John April 12, 2013

The Bible

An egotistical autobiography people put in the fiction section at times.

Church: "Did You Read The Bible"
Priest: "No"
Church: "Get The Hell Out Then"

by ThyOfThee January 25, 2021

vacation bible school

vacation bible school sped up.

you listen to vacation bible school?
yes
oh so your cool

by thegreatestbrunomars March 27, 2022

Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible

Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021