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Shit Ballerina 

The act of raising one's knees while on the commode, leaving only the tippy-toes on the floor. The resulting position resembles a plie squat with feet in pointe, and isolates nerve endings in the sphincter to provide heightened sensation. This technique is preferred by those who enjoy butt-play as part of sex, especially during masturbation.
Spencer's boss complained about the amount of time he spends on the toilet, until Spencer explained he's a shit ballerina.
Shit Ballerina by Shoobastank September 9, 2019
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global ballers 

A friend group or group chat made out of ballers all over the world.

Originally founded by a group young creators from The Netherlands.
“Did you see those global ballers? damn they are cool.”
global ballers by Klinde October 14, 2019

back row baller

student that sits in the back row of lecture and does other homework, texts, eats, or anything other than paying attention to what's going on. Does better than you in the class.
student 1: "Yooo check out that chick sitting all the way in the back of lecture with her ipod and aviators"

student 2: "Yeah, and she beat the class average on that exam by like 30 points"

student 1: "She's a back row baller, fer sure."
back row baller by laxgal12 February 24, 2009
A person who, through hard work and countless hours, is able to dance ballet as a professional.
Julie: I am training to be a ballerina.
Cindy: How?
Julie: By dancing 6 hours a week and countless hours of practice at home

Ballerness 

Ballerness is the state of performing in athletics or sex at such a high level that kenyans and porn stars can't touch you're skillz. Such Ballerness is exuded by Michael Jordan, Mike McLaughlin and Devon Bennett.

Yo Ray, you can't miss a three today, you're ballerness is at a maximum.
Ballerness by Midsy February 9, 2009

The Belleville Three 

Derrick May, Jaun Atkins & Kevin Saunderson grew Detroit Techno from the ground up, making the first tracks that took the world by storm.
I was jamming Alleys of the Mind the other day by The Belleville Three.