kitty boasted

a girl a trying to get some dick

corin: girl she tryna get her kitty boasted

by junior30000 December 5, 2010

Baked boarding

snowboarding skateboarding wakeboarding surfboarding after smoking up the concentration and dazzed from smoking a joint while "Boarding"

going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more

by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011

ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.

check out mah ming boarding skillz

by kerb stealer February 24, 2011

Eco-Boast

Claims that a large corporation will make to try to convince you that their company LOVES the environment, and is “green” and “ecofriendly” rather than the gas guzzling, fume spewing hellholes they are.

sucker: "Hey dude, I just read somewhere that Alaska Airlines has green fuel!"

person who reads urban dictionary: "Never trust the Eco-Boast, man"

by hamham127 January 2, 2012

shalong board

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.

say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.

by katshyt January 30, 2014

Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.

I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!

by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014

Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table

Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board

by Alf steward February 19, 2018